I was feeling left out because Kimberly shows her cooking in her blog; I decided to attempt a very tricky recipe of my own invention I might note for FRIED FRUITCAKE. Be sure to follow my directions exactly to be sure you get nice toasty fruitcake not charred fruitcake.
First you go to Dollar General and get the Gourmet 1 pound fruitcake bar for $2.50.
Then you spray olive oil in the teflon coated frying pan.
Put in the fuitcake.
Watch carefully till it turns nice and brown.
Do not watch carefully and it will look like this.
Enjoy with a hot up of tea, coffee or bourbon :)
Who says I can't cook ?